r/NameThisThing • u/Affectionate_Ad3843 • 21h ago

Give him a name

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12.4k Upvotes

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u/-StepLightly- 20h ago

Splitz

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u/lloquz 19h ago

this is a good one

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u/Farucci 16h ago

I have no name but that is just about the cutest dog I have ever seen.

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u/FlametopFred 12h ago

how do you do any banking?

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u/AJRimmer1971 10h ago

Absolutely.

That was a sharp intake of breath, here.

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u/leprasson12 4h ago

Ok noname024

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u/Newplasticactionhero 15h ago

Wolf Splitzer

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 11h ago

👏😮‍💨

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u/Marginally_Witty 3h ago

I thought I had a good one, but this is better.

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u/Doxiejoy 3h ago

❤️

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u/lone_polyplacathora 17h ago

Yoooooooo, that’s exactly what I thought too!

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u/Elegant_Run_8562 10h ago

I was thinking "Splice" when I opened the thread

Now I'm torn

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u/Muddy_Coffee212 18h ago

This is my favorite.

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u/Ancient-Marsupial277 10h ago

I was going to come in with Splicer but I wield to you.

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u/JollySimple188 7h ago

can I use this on my cat

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u/Humble_Community4727 20h ago

Harvey Dent aka Two Face

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u/Humble-Magician4411 18h ago

Just go with Harvey, which is adorable for a dog

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u/TurtlesBurrow 16h ago

Not so much for hurricanes and film producers. Harvey Dent, call him HD for short

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u/Leftover_Salmons 7h ago

This reminds me of Our Idiot Brother where the dog is named Willie Nelson and everyone always calls him by his full name 😂

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u/Final-Mycologist-594 15h ago

Favorite anthropomorphic rabbit

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u/Alula-Borealis 11h ago

Goated reference

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u/Br0kenSou1 13h ago

Lee Harvey Oswald...

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u/Repulsive_Ad_7111 11h ago

Harvey for casual occasions. Harvey Dent when you need to be stern with that good boy

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u/Arina_Eir 10h ago

That's the first O thought of

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u/747_full_of_cum 9h ago

Dogs are allowed to have middle names, it's 2025.

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u/Leftover_Salmons 7h ago

Every female dog I've ever had has ended up with the middle name May. It's friggin adorable and I love it.

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u/According-Camp2889 4h ago

And girls can have penises.

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u/torioreo824 8h ago

This was my Harvey. Exactly why I named him that. I miss the f*** out of him.

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u/ThePeoplesBard 8h ago

Of the two, I’d actually prefer Dent.

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u/ZayecValentine 8h ago

Yep perfect name

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u/kijomac 7h ago

Like Harvey the Hound.

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u/Mick_E_Bobby 6h ago

One of my cat's id named Harvey. The other is a tuxedo cat named Alfred, specifically after Alfred Pennyworth.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 2h ago

So he's in a suit! Thank you!

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u/Syro_Mewtwo 5h ago

Real

My grandparents have a corgi husky breed named Harvey and he's so adorable

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u/bisqsbe 19h ago

Had a cat with a similar pattern on his face. Named him Harvey for Harvey dent. Unfortunately he encompassed the name. He would just bite people out of nowhere haha

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u/Strazdiscordia 14h ago

I have a cat i’ve named Oswald Cobblepot and he loves crime and being naughty but is also so smart and can get away with things. They become self fulfilling prophecies.

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u/Physical_Rub_1820 5h ago

How is the wee mans umbrella collection?

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u/LukeVicariously 8h ago

1000000/10 cat name

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u/DarkKnight0690 4h ago

Would he flip a coin before he bit them?

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u/IrishWeirdo 19h ago

Dammit, didnt ser your comment before I posted mine. Well played.

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u/dark-noid 15h ago

We all came here for this. The Counsel approves

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u/C-romero80 14h ago

Same 😂

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u/ZeOzherVon 19h ago

I had a cat with a face like this and her name was Ernie Two Face

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u/ten-minutes-till 13h ago

I also have an Earnie! Earnest Squarepants. She’s a diva.

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u/Ok_Sail_8677 16h ago

Agree

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u/Ok_Sail_8677 16h ago

Just call her Dasylight

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u/NDthrowaway99 18h ago

You mean Harvey "Two Woofs"

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u/Chadofdads 16h ago

Two furs…

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u/forrealthoughcomix_ 18h ago

Yeah I love Harvey with the full name being kind of an Easter egg

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u/IGETMADHOES 18h ago

I feel like Harvey is a fitting name for this dog tbh

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u/justwalkingalonghere 14h ago

I was thinking Slade but that's pretty good

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 6h ago

Slaaaaaaaaade

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u/Pigosaurusmate 14h ago

"Harvey Dent, can we trust him?"

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u/33_51_33 14h ago

Twoof Face

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u/super_poo_brain 13h ago

I was gonna say this lol

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u/Triforce0fCourage 12h ago

This is the only answer, least a play on it. Harvey is cute but I kinda like Dent also. Sir Dent, Mr. Dent.

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u/Gloomy-Wish-5883 11h ago

SAMS THOUGHT!

Also for some reason flip. He looks high energy even for a puppy.

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 8h ago

No, it's Deathstroke!

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u/SMKM 4h ago

I think Slade works a bit better honestly.

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u/FerRatPack 7h ago

Batman: "Joker has escaped Arkham once again, Scarecrow is pumping fear toxin into the crowds at the Gotham Expo, and Penguin just stole the diamond umbrella."

Gordon: "Typical. It's only 2AM and we already have our hands full. Are there any other criminals still at large we need to worry about tonight?

The nefarious Two Face:

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u/ThotimusAurellius 19h ago

I was going to say Harvey!!

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u/RainmaN8837 17h ago

Barky Dent

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u/WhatsTheAnswerDude 15h ago

Harvey Barkey

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u/potatoesandbees 17h ago

This is the one.

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u/crazyfox96 16h ago

This is the answer

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u/Cltspur 16h ago

Harvey is a fantastic dog name, 2 syllables and ends with an “e” sound. This is really the only answer here…

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u/Cod_Party 15h ago

Harvey for sure

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u/S1CFUC 15h ago

Same except it's two bones

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u/somer_and_omchick 14h ago

This was my thought too

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u/VeloxAurora1111 14h ago

Ahh sh*t… neither did I. Damn these impatient lightning fingers!!!

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u/Cashewkaas 11h ago

Just Harvey.

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u/No-Bet3523 8h ago

That’s what I named my Aussie

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u/torioreo824 8h ago

As soon as I saw the picture, I thought of my soul dog, Harvey, because he had a split face. Im so glad I didnt have to scroll far to see the suggestion ❤️‍🩹

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u/TTV_Mad_LAGGIE 8h ago

Just ‘Dent’ would be cool then people would ask why and it’ll lead to Batman talk which is always a good thing

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u/Imaginary-Style918 8h ago

Harvey is the only answer.

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u/chaskalayne 8h ago

Harvey would be sick

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u/InstalokMyMoney 7h ago

Fuck, I'm always too late

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u/whatt_do_now 6h ago

Can we trust him?

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u/Fluid-Data-4917 6h ago

WHERE'S DENT?

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u/Regular-Material-142 5h ago

Came to say this. My doggo has the same half black half white face n it had to be Harvey

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u/Herakleiteios 5h ago

Can we trust him?!

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u/metronomemike 4h ago

“They called me Harvey two face.”

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u/SWArete 4h ago

Rachael!!!

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u/snowflake_sparkles 4h ago

I came here to say Harvey for this reason too ^_^ Harvey is a super cute name!

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u/Jeanieinabottle98 4h ago

I named a cat this, for this reason. It’s a girl, but I still call her Harvey.

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u/According-Camp2889 4h ago

I just posted this 😂

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u/GiovanniVanBroekhoes 4h ago

Ah didn’t see this.

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u/Difficult-Age4639 20h ago

Yin Yang

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u/Background_Tax4626 19h ago

Apologize for posting the same thing, then seeing yours. 🫡

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u/Accomplished-Bee6892 20h ago

Cog (mix of cow and dog)

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u/_Judge_Justice 19h ago

“I’m a mog, half-man half-dog, I’m my own best friend.” -Barf

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u/WestBeachSpaceMonkey 18h ago

“Not in here Mr, this is a Mercedes “

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u/EvilPersian 17h ago

"What about my matched luggage?"

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u/MemeMan6668999 13h ago

“Once we get off this ship the first thing we do is DUMP the matched luggage”

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u/ItzzPixx 20h ago

Slade

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u/Human_Giraffe_7282 16h ago

Goddamn it, I was just typing “SLAAAADE”

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u/KansasKev 20h ago

If you’re a Star Trek fan name him Lokai. From the episode “Let that be your last battlefield” season 3 of the original series.

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u/PrincipleLegal72 16h ago

Frank Gorshin!

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 14h ago

OMG do all the people from Cheron look alike to you? That's racist! 😁

Gorshin played Bele, and Bele had the opposite coloration. Lokai was played by Lou Antonio.

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u/Confusedlemure 16h ago

THIS is the correct answer. I immediately thought of the character but couldn’t remember the name.

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u/Richard-Brecky 15h ago

That dude got a lot of face time in the end credits.

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u/Relevant-Dig3630 14h ago

I haven't seen this episode but that's just a bad ass name.

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u/seattleque 13h ago

Even for Roddenberry it's a bit heavy-handed.

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u/Lynx-1 13h ago

Holy hell that’s perfect. Bonus: the name is cool too.

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u/project-shasta 10h ago

Yes. I was about to write the same and then thought "well someone must have already made that suggestion".

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u/Doc-Spock 10h ago

I came ready with this suggestion, but then remembered how cultured people are and so had no doubt that this would be suggested 🖖

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u/ODMtesseract 7h ago

I scrolled specifically to find this reference

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u/telekineticBadger 6h ago

I suggested Bele. Same reason.

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u/bigboykip1 5h ago

Lokai was black on the right

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u/Liad_s 20h ago

Smooth criminal

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u/Master-Cost-2739 20h ago

You've been bit by- you've been bit by- a smooth criminal- owh!

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u/SparklyDonkey46 17h ago

I appreciate this far too much 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dopepope479 20h ago

Zetsu

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u/MonsieurAlu 8h ago

why is this so far down, thats the only possible choice here

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u/99thAlt 4h ago

That was my dog's name. RIP Zetsu.

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u/NoOutlandishness00 2h ago

legit the only reasonable answer here

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u/taylorbuley 20h ago

Barkside

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u/GoalRevolutionary398 14h ago

You were my best friend. You where ment to bite the mail man not join them.

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u/GoalRevolutionary398 14h ago

Star war reference

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u/MaeWest3303 19h ago

Half-n-half

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 14h ago

Like Latte?

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u/pecan_bird 13h ago

"Brevé" is what milk drinks are called with half & half, & coincidentally is a damn cute pup name (pronounced like breh-vay)

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u/macgiant 20h ago

Jung !!

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u/3Yolksalad 20h ago

Shade or Eclipse

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u/Top_District8728 20h ago

gga, iggy for nickname

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u/whalesheeit 20h ago

Phantom Beauregard

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u/DragonArt101 19h ago

Two Face

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u/NeverForNoReason 20h ago

I was going to say Vanta-Face.

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u/SeveralSide9159 20h ago

Stains. So when you call for him you can say “come stains!”

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u/jjisnotcool 20h ago

"ah shit, stains" I named a cat stains once.

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u/DueNovel4855 19h ago

I had to read that twice

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u/Senior-Ad-668 20h ago

10% Guilty

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u/LatinOso85 20h ago

Black puppy, white puppy

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u/Dry_Faithlessness546 20h ago

Harvey.

As in Harvey Dent (aka Two-Face)

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u/lasber51 20h ago

Halfie

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u/OrcBeater 20h ago

wigger

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u/bowls4U 20h ago

Faceless

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u/hb4100 20h ago

Rorschach

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u/OssifuhAssbutt 5h ago

Scrolled way too long and far to find this. This is the only correct answer

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u/Kuriakon 20h ago

Phantom

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u/Euphoric-Escape-8559 20h ago

Mercury. A little too close to the sun

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u/Mustafa86 20h ago

CICI (as in Cookies and Cream)

Or

Shadow