r/interestingasfuck • u/Endolithic • Jun 06 '25

Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks /r/all

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 06 '25

I like to think that the conversation with his wife actually went

Ben: Babe, do you get wet when we have sex?

Wife: Not normally, no Ben (stares off into the distance)

Ben: HA! mY WiFE SaiD It’S NoT NoRmAl tO gEt wEt DuRiNg tHe SeX!!!

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 Jun 07 '25

Bold of you to assume he has sex with his wife

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u/Margaretcatinspace Jun 07 '25

Bold of you to assume he has a real wife

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u/CornCobMcGee Jun 07 '25

She is real! She just goes to a different school! And lives in Canada! Or something...

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u/NYJustice Jun 07 '25

Dudes wife is definitely a beard

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u/shortron Jun 07 '25

He probably fucks his wife through a hole in the sheets.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Jun 07 '25

Or maybe he’s her beard.

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 07 '25

I wouldn’t doubt it

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u/ThatsSomeBullshirt Jun 07 '25

It was even worse than that. He claimed that she informed him getting wet was the result of an infection that needed to be treated. Ergo, if she ain’t dry as a bone, seek help.

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 07 '25

Which is another thing I’m wondering if he just “misheard” because a sign of Trichomoniasis in women IS excessive discharge (hence the “bucket and mop” part). So it seems as though he is intentionally misrepresenting her in an attempt to cover the fact that he doesn’t know how to make a woman wet lol.