r/interestingasfuck • u/Endolithic • Jun 06 '25

Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks /r/all

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u/bigdave41 Jun 06 '25

To be fair to Ben Shapiro, he doesn't have a lot of experience with wetness

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 06 '25

I like to think that the conversation with his wife actually went

Ben: Babe, do you get wet when we have sex?

Wife: Not normally, no Ben (stares off into the distance)

Ben: HA! mY WiFE SaiD It’S NoT NoRmAl tO gEt wEt DuRiNg tHe SeX!!!

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 Jun 07 '25

Bold of you to assume he has sex with his wife

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u/Margaretcatinspace Jun 07 '25

Bold of you to assume he has a real wife

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u/CornCobMcGee Jun 07 '25

She is real! She just goes to a different school! And lives in Canada! Or something...

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u/NYJustice Jun 07 '25

Dudes wife is definitely a beard

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u/shortron Jun 07 '25

He probably fucks his wife through a hole in the sheets.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Jun 07 '25

Or maybe he’s her beard.

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 07 '25

I wouldn’t doubt it

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u/ThatsSomeBullshirt Jun 07 '25

It was even worse than that. He claimed that she informed him getting wet was the result of an infection that needed to be treated. Ergo, if she ain’t dry as a bone, seek help.

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u/AerwynFlynn Jun 07 '25

Which is another thing I’m wondering if he just “misheard” because a sign of Trichomoniasis in women IS excessive discharge (hence the “bucket and mop” part). So it seems as though he is intentionally misrepresenting her in an attempt to cover the fact that he doesn’t know how to make a woman wet lol.

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u/allnaturalfigjam Jun 06 '25

Whenever I find myself getting angry with Ben I think about this and it makes me feel so much better

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Jun 07 '25

Then I wonder if I should feel sorry for his wife, then I remember that she chose to be married to Ben Shapiro and this feels like karma.

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u/Competitive_End4263 Jun 07 '25

https://preview.redd.it/yn11k34s4f5f1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3eec88e73444f987abfaa53d9eca06417c2f482

Reminded me of this...

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u/EmpressZombiKitty Jun 07 '25

Its going to take me a full day to recover from this image. Should have a TW and blur on it. Seeing all six at once was like a nuclear wave to my insides. 🤢

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

Tucker Carlson is not that bad honestly. Don’t you ever get tired of the hate

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u/MIGMOmusic Jun 07 '25

Tucker “entertainment” Carlson is the worst of them and probably more so to blame for where we are now than any of the others on that list.

Don’t you get tired of the hate is super rich when we’re talking about a Fox News pundit who makes a living off stirring up hate. Yes I am tired of it which is why I despise Tucker.

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u/twistedspin Jun 07 '25

Tucker Carlson is the worst of them. He absolutely knows better and yet chose to support evil because they paid him more.

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u/darkoh84 Jun 07 '25

Found Tuckers account.

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u/Excellent-Log7169 Jun 07 '25

Hate is Tucker's whole shtick, so ya, I do get tired of the hate.

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Jun 07 '25

Go back home to Russia.

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u/Every-Pea-6884 Jun 06 '25

So glad he’s still getting roasted for this - I try to insert this when I can but I always forget who the guy was. Idk how I could forget it’s Ben-fucking-Shapiro

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u/yoko_OH_NO Jun 06 '25

Insert Supa Hot Fire gif here

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u/Tetracanopy Jun 06 '25

Caution: WAP

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 Jun 07 '25

Ben could actually be the cure for rising sea levels. Like Moses.

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u/caregivermahomes Jun 07 '25

🫣🫣🫣😭😭😭😭😭

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u/slymkim12 Jun 07 '25

💀💀💀

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u/frozenandstoned Jun 07 '25

yes he does, his brain is submerged in water not brain fluid. he was born wet brained.