r/interestingasfuck Jun 06 '25

Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks /r/all

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 08 '25

it’s like the beginning of a children’s story. “late one night, when everyone was fast asleep, charlie’s house fell into the sea, and was swept far, far out beyond the shore and into the vast expanse of the ocean blue…”

EDIT: (next part)

charlie woke with a start and sat bolt upright in his bed. the curtains billowed languidly as a cool breeze wafted through the half-open window. at first, he thought his senses were playing tricks on him. “how is it i can feel the motion of the curtains in my body?” he pondered, confused. just then, harold, the family’s somewhat indolent british blue, hopped onto the window sill, looked out, and gave a constricted yelp of such consternation that it made charlie jump half out of his skin. the petrified cat scrabbled for purchase in a frenzied slashing of claws against the slick gloss of the sill, fell clumsily in a sort of awkward sideways roll, thudded heavily onto the floor, and, finally, finding the bedroom carpet a much more faithful medium for feline traction, bolted for the door. “what on earth is going on?” thought charlie, startled. he made a determined effort and gathered himself. pulling the covers back, he swung his feet out of bed, and, with great trepidation, began to make his way to the window. the curtain had blown across so as to temporarily obscure its view, and as it remained suspended for a couple of seconds, charlie braced himself for whatever calamity should meet his unready gaze. then, the curtain fell back: charlie gasped, and clutched at his mouth. “good gracious, harold! we’re at sea!”

EDIT 2: (i don’t know if anyone’s still reading! next part)

harold hadn’t heard him. he was having a very cat-shaped meltdown somewhere out in the rest of the house. meanwhile, charlie was in the midsts of his own panic. he ran to the side facing window to look out of that one. water. he ran out of his bedroom and to the landing window at the rear end of the hallway: water. he crossed into the upstairs study and sprinted to the right-facing window…water. he ran downstairs and opened the front door—good lord! there was the sea. at his doorstep. charlie hurriedly shut the door lest water begin gushing in. he turned round and faced the stairs, out of breath and panting, now ashen with fear. just then, the grandfather clock struck three. the thought flashed reflexively through his mind that he would be told off for being out of bed in the middle of the night, and in thinking it, he suddenly realised—his parents! how had he not thought of them till now? “mummy! daddy!” charlie scrambled upstairs, darted to their bedroom door, burst in and—no one! the bed was still made. empty. “mummy?” he muttered, starting to cry. “daddy?” he fell back against the wall and slumped to the floor. charlie began to weep. he’d never felt so alone. each new sway of the house to the mild rhythm of the sea made him cry harder than the last. but before despair could completely engulf him, he caught sight of a similarly distraught creature under the bed. it was harold. he turned and looked at charlie with the most doleful expression a cat can muster. charlie held out his arms and harold padded over to him. they curled up together in a sort cinnamon roll of sorrow, and fell asleep in a heap on the floor.

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u/Significant_Okra_349 Jun 06 '25

Please finish the story, about to sleep and this sound great as bed time story

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

next part up.

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u/Significant_Okra_349 Jun 07 '25

Thank you so much! You are amazing! That was amazing! Ill sleep now it's 1:22 am and I wish to dream of Charlie's sea adventure

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

you’re welcome (it’s 1:24am for me, too, so i’m guessing we’re both in the UK!)

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u/Significant_Okra_349 Jun 07 '25

Not really. But we both share the same time zone but I'm in Morocco

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

oh cool! i bet the weather is lovely.

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u/hilhilbean Jun 06 '25

Same. More, please. Thank you.

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u/Torontopup6 Jun 07 '25

You're a fantastic writer! I would buy your book. I want to know what happens to Charlie and his furry friends.

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

that’s very kind of you. thank you. it would be kind of funny to write an entire children’s book in the comment thread to a reddit post!

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u/Torontopup6 Jun 07 '25

Do it. Create a Kickstarter, get another Redditor to illustrate, and rake in the $$$$.

It's been done before.

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

i’m autistic and on disability. if i thought i could actually take control of my life that way, i’d do it in a heartbeat…but regardless, since people seem to be enjoying, i’ll write there next part later today! it’s making me feel valued!

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u/Torontopup6 Jun 07 '25

I'm so sorry to hear things have been so hard!!! You may have physical and emotional challenges but you also have real talent.

I legitimately thought I was reading a snippet from a well loved children's story that was published long ago. The fact you just wrote it - and aren't in the field - makes it all the more astounding.

If you enjoy writing, don't think about the long term, just keep writing snippets and let us enjoy them. Everything else can come later if that's what you'd like to pursue. Even climbing Everest begins with one small step and then another.

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u/1curiouswanderer Jun 06 '25

Giving Where the Wild Things Are vibes. You're onto something!

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u/Grmmrsmth Jun 07 '25

James and the Giant Peach even.

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u/KingSuj Jun 07 '25

you're a lovely writer

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

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u/Oddly-Appeased Jun 06 '25

No, it’s the house of Aunt Josephine who lives on Lake Lachrymose! Well on the cliff above the lake. 😅

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u/Oddly-Appeased Jun 06 '25

I had to look it up, mostly for the spelling on the name of the lake.😁

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u/jellyn7 Jun 06 '25

Isn’t there a house floating down the Mississippi that Huck Finn has a look at?

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u/Specialist_Iron1204 Jun 06 '25

I read this in the soothing British accent of my daughter’s sleepy time podcasts she listens to at bedtime.

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

i wrote the next bit.

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u/Ok_Respect_2871 Jun 07 '25

Saving the beginning of your bed time story so that I can read it to my future kids ☺️🫶🏽

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u/Wild_Bill Jun 07 '25

I can’t remember the last time I saw or heard the word consternation. 👏

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 07 '25

i honestly don’t know where these things come from. i can’t take credit.

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u/Maumasaurus Jun 08 '25

This is fantastic. I would love to read the rest of the story. Your use of words and imagery are delightful.

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u/campionmusic51 Jun 08 '25 edited Jun 08 '25

thank you! is there a better place for the story if i were to continue it? the thread of a defunct reddit post seems less than ideal!

if i continued it in instalments somewhere else, would you want to go read it?

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u/Maumasaurus Jun 09 '25

Absolutely I would read it. I agree with another commenter that it has a Where the Wild Things Are feel. I also get a feel of the young boy in Peter Pan at the beginning when they are starting the adventure. Innocent, full of wonder and excitement at the beginning of a grand adventure.

As to your question, I don't know a platform to take it to. Maybe some other commenter would.

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u/squidthesquidgoat Jun 06 '25

Why is Lars the polar bear always getting lost?

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u/SleepyPenguin42 Jun 07 '25

RemindMe! in 2 days

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u/AmusingMusing7 Jun 07 '25

Harold: “You said you always wanted a house on the water!”

Charlie: “On the water… not IN the water!”

Harold: “Well, we’re floating, aren’t we?!”

house begins sinking

Charlie: “Yeah, no, it wouldn’t have made any sense if we were floating. It’s a house, Harold.”